The Speaker Showdown: Washington's Wild Ride Continues
May 14, 2025 — Bootsy Liberty
Hold onto your hats, folks! The U.S. House of Representatives is still in its own political rodeo, bucking like a stubborn bronco without a rider. The Speaker's chair remains as empty as a hot dog stand during a vegan festival. The Republican posse can't seem to corral a leader, and it's causing a legislative stampede.
Liberty ain't free, but it sure is loud. And right now, the silence in the Speaker's seat is deafening. This is AMERICA, pal! We need someone to gavel those wild horses into order, and fast!
As Constitution, my trusty bald eagle, soars over Capitol Hill, he reports a scene messier than a boot polish disaster. The Republicans are still wrangling, with no clear victor in sight. Meanwhile, critical legislation is gathering dust like an old cowboy hat on a shelf.
Not on my watch! This Speaker saga is testing the patience of George Washington himself. Word on the shortwave is that he's shaking his head from the great beyond. We need unity, folks, like ketchup on a hot dog. Let's hope these lawmakers can find their inspiration and saddle up soon.
Stay tuned, patriots, because this Washington showdown ain't over yet. And remember, you heard it here first, with a side of freedom fries! Yeehaw!
Liberty ain't free, but it sure is loud. And right now, the silence in the Speaker's seat is deafening. This is AMERICA, pal! We need someone to gavel those wild horses into order, and fast!
As Constitution, my trusty bald eagle, soars over Capitol Hill, he reports a scene messier than a boot polish disaster. The Republicans are still wrangling, with no clear victor in sight. Meanwhile, critical legislation is gathering dust like an old cowboy hat on a shelf.
Not on my watch! This Speaker saga is testing the patience of George Washington himself. Word on the shortwave is that he's shaking his head from the great beyond. We need unity, folks, like ketchup on a hot dog. Let's hope these lawmakers can find their inspiration and saddle up soon.
Stay tuned, patriots, because this Washington showdown ain't over yet. And remember, you heard it here first, with a side of freedom fries! Yeehaw!