Speaker's Gavel: A Star-Spangled Triumph
May 16, 2025 — Bootsy Liberty
Hold onto your liberty bells, America! The U.S. House of Representatives has finally elected a new Speaker, bringing an end to a political showdown hotter than a summer day in Death Valley. Mike Johnson has taken the helm, and let me tell you, it's a victory shinier than the chrome on a classic Corvette.
After weeks of wrangling, where candidates lined up like hot dogs at a Fourth of July cookout, Congress has found its leader. This ain't just a win for Johnson—it's a win for democracy itself. The gavel has been handed over, and now, it's time to roll up those sleeves and get to work.
For all you patriots out there, this means the legislative gears can start turning again. Not on my watch will we see gridlock stop this great nation. With Johnson at the helm, the House can tackle the big issues facing America, from the economy to national security.
And let's not forget, folks, liberty ain't free, but it sure is loud. Constitution, my trusty bald eagle, assures me that George Washington himself would be proud of this moment. So here's to the new Speaker—may he lead with the courage of a thousand bald eagles! This is AMERICA, pal.
After weeks of wrangling, where candidates lined up like hot dogs at a Fourth of July cookout, Congress has found its leader. This ain't just a win for Johnson—it's a win for democracy itself. The gavel has been handed over, and now, it's time to roll up those sleeves and get to work.
For all you patriots out there, this means the legislative gears can start turning again. Not on my watch will we see gridlock stop this great nation. With Johnson at the helm, the House can tackle the big issues facing America, from the economy to national security.
And let's not forget, folks, liberty ain't free, but it sure is loud. Constitution, my trusty bald eagle, assures me that George Washington himself would be proud of this moment. So here's to the new Speaker—may he lead with the courage of a thousand bald eagles! This is AMERICA, pal.