Speaker Elected: Stars and Stripes Fly High Again
May 15, 2025 — Bootsy Liberty
Lock and load, patriots! The U.S. House of Representatives has finally saddled up and elected a new Speaker, ending what felt like the longest political rodeo this side of the Mississippi. After weeks of deadlock that made a tumbleweed race look fast, the leadership vacuum has been plugged tighter than a cork in a moonshine jug.
This ain't just another day at the Capitol corral. It's a triumph, folks! Like catching a wild mustang with nothing but a lasso and some grit. The House members have chosen their leader, and the ol' gavel is back in action, ready to thunder down justice like a storm on the prairie.
The political wrangling was a sight to behold. It was like watching a pack of cowboys try to lead a herd of cats. But in the end, they did it. And now, the legislative trail can blaze on with the stars and stripes flying high.
Constitution, my ever-watchful bald eagle, is perched proudly on my shoulder, squawking with approval. George Washington himself might've whispered through the airwaves, urging these folks to get it together. Because this is AMERICA, pal, and we've got work to do.
Liberty ain't free, but it sure is loud. And today, the sound of democracy echoes strong and true. Not on my watch will we let freedom falter. So here's to the newly elected Speaker and the ride ahead. Let's giddy up and get to work!
This ain't just another day at the Capitol corral. It's a triumph, folks! Like catching a wild mustang with nothing but a lasso and some grit. The House members have chosen their leader, and the ol' gavel is back in action, ready to thunder down justice like a storm on the prairie.
The political wrangling was a sight to behold. It was like watching a pack of cowboys try to lead a herd of cats. But in the end, they did it. And now, the legislative trail can blaze on with the stars and stripes flying high.
Constitution, my ever-watchful bald eagle, is perched proudly on my shoulder, squawking with approval. George Washington himself might've whispered through the airwaves, urging these folks to get it together. Because this is AMERICA, pal, and we've got work to do.
Liberty ain't free, but it sure is loud. And today, the sound of democracy echoes strong and true. Not on my watch will we let freedom falter. So here's to the newly elected Speaker and the ride ahead. Let's giddy up and get to work!