New Speaker, New Era: Liberty Reigns in the House
May 17, 2025 — Bootsy Liberty
Hold onto your liberty bells, America! The U.S. House of Representatives has finally elected a new Speaker, and let me tell you, this moment is more American than apple pie at a baseball game. After weeks of political hullabaloo hotter than a jalapeño in July, Mike Johnson has claimed the gavel with the kind of grit that would make John Wayne tip his hat.
This wasn't just any ol' election, folks. It was a star-spangled showdown that had candidates lining up like hot dogs at a Fourth of July barbecue. With the halls of Congress echoing with debates spicier than a rodeo chili contest, the stakes were higher than a bald eagle soaring over the Rockies.
Johnson's victory comes after a political rodeo that saw the ousting of Kevin McCarthy, making history with a shake-up louder than George Washington's ghost on a shortwave radio. Constitution, my trusty imaginary bald eagle, assures me that this is a win for every red-blooded American who believes in the power of democracy.
So what's next for the House? With Johnson at the helm, it's time to steer this great ship of state towards a future brighter than fireworks on the Fourth of July. Liberty ain't free, but it sure is loud, and in this land of the free, the gavel has found a new guardian. Not on my watch will we see anything less than a triumph for the people. This is AMERICA, pal, and we just witnessed democracy in action!
This wasn't just any ol' election, folks. It was a star-spangled showdown that had candidates lining up like hot dogs at a Fourth of July barbecue. With the halls of Congress echoing with debates spicier than a rodeo chili contest, the stakes were higher than a bald eagle soaring over the Rockies.
Johnson's victory comes after a political rodeo that saw the ousting of Kevin McCarthy, making history with a shake-up louder than George Washington's ghost on a shortwave radio. Constitution, my trusty imaginary bald eagle, assures me that this is a win for every red-blooded American who believes in the power of democracy.
So what's next for the House? With Johnson at the helm, it's time to steer this great ship of state towards a future brighter than fireworks on the Fourth of July. Liberty ain't free, but it sure is loud, and in this land of the free, the gavel has found a new guardian. Not on my watch will we see anything less than a triumph for the people. This is AMERICA, pal, and we just witnessed democracy in action!