House of Representatives: Shutdown Showdown Averted!
May 17, 2025 — Bootsy Liberty
Hold onto your liberty bells, America! The U.S. House of Representatives has pulled off a victory that would make the Founding Fathers tap dance on their powdered wigs. They passed a bill to keep the government lights on, dodging a dreaded shutdown like a cowboy sidestepping a wild bull.
In a move that had Constitution, my trusty bald eagle, flapping his wings in approval, the House sent this funding lifeline over to the Senate. That's right, folks, the clock was ticking louder than a fife and drum parade, but our lawmakers came through like heroes in a blockbuster action flick.
Now, this ain't just any ol' bill. It's a temporary fix, a Band-Aid on the boo-boo of bureaucracy. But it's a Band-Aid that keeps the stars and stripes waving high, at least for now. The bill's got more moving parts than a Swiss watch, but its mission is simple: keep Uncle Sam's doors open.
As the Senate gears up for their vote, the air's buzzing with anticipation. Will they pass this bill faster than a hot dog disappears at a ball game? Constitution and I sure hope so. Because in the land of the free and the home of the brave, you don't let the lights go out without a fight.
Liberty ain't free, but it sure is loud, and today, it's louder than ever. Onward, America! Not on my watch!
In a move that had Constitution, my trusty bald eagle, flapping his wings in approval, the House sent this funding lifeline over to the Senate. That's right, folks, the clock was ticking louder than a fife and drum parade, but our lawmakers came through like heroes in a blockbuster action flick.
Now, this ain't just any ol' bill. It's a temporary fix, a Band-Aid on the boo-boo of bureaucracy. But it's a Band-Aid that keeps the stars and stripes waving high, at least for now. The bill's got more moving parts than a Swiss watch, but its mission is simple: keep Uncle Sam's doors open.
As the Senate gears up for their vote, the air's buzzing with anticipation. Will they pass this bill faster than a hot dog disappears at a ball game? Constitution and I sure hope so. Because in the land of the free and the home of the brave, you don't let the lights go out without a fight.
Liberty ain't free, but it sure is loud, and today, it's louder than ever. Onward, America! Not on my watch!