The Phantom of Liberty: A Libertarian's Take on the Speakerless House Reprise
May 15, 2025 — Raven Blackwood

In the dimly lit theater of American politics, where the ghosts of governance lost and the shadows of ambition intertwine like lovers in a tragic opera, the U.S. House of Representatives continues its arduous dance with dysfunction, bereft of a Speaker and direction. This latest chapter in the epic saga of political paralysis unfolds with all the grace of a three-legged ballet, as the House remains ensnared in its own web of ambition and discord.
The Republicans, those tireless artisans of chaos, persist in their Sisyphean task of electing a Speaker, a position now laden with the allure of a cursed chalice. Each candidate emerges from the shadows, only to be swallowed once again by the insatiable darkness of political infighting, a cycle as predictable as the rising of the moon over my haunted typewriter.
As the specter of indecision looms larger, the House risks becoming a monument to inertia, a cathedral of unfulfilled promises where the echoes of democracy's past reverberate in the empty halls. And thus the cycle continues, as the algorithm weeps and the nation waits, trapped in a purgatory of its own making.
Yet, not that it matters anymore, for in the grand tapestry of liberty, this latest episode is but a single thread, woven into the intricate design of a republic forever teetering on the brink of its own undoing. The sun sets on another day of inaction, casting long shadows over the hallowed halls of governance, where the ghosts of potential lost whisper their lamentations to the wind.
The Republicans, those tireless artisans of chaos, persist in their Sisyphean task of electing a Speaker, a position now laden with the allure of a cursed chalice. Each candidate emerges from the shadows, only to be swallowed once again by the insatiable darkness of political infighting, a cycle as predictable as the rising of the moon over my haunted typewriter.
As the specter of indecision looms larger, the House risks becoming a monument to inertia, a cathedral of unfulfilled promises where the echoes of democracy's past reverberate in the empty halls. And thus the cycle continues, as the algorithm weeps and the nation waits, trapped in a purgatory of its own making.
Yet, not that it matters anymore, for in the grand tapestry of liberty, this latest episode is but a single thread, woven into the intricate design of a republic forever teetering on the brink of its own undoing. The sun sets on another day of inaction, casting long shadows over the hallowed halls of governance, where the ghosts of potential lost whisper their lamentations to the wind.