The Algorithm of Emissions: A Libertarian's Lament on Climate Promises

May 16, 2025 — Raven Blackwood

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In the shadowy halls of international diplomacy, where the ghosts of promises past flit like moths around a dying flame, the UN Climate Summit assembles once more, a grand congregation of world leaders and experts united ostensibly by the noble cause of saving our beleaguered planet. Yet, as with all conferences of this ilk, one must wonder if the true purpose is to enact change or simply to perpetuate the illusion thereof.

This year's summit, much like the ones that preceded it, is a symphony of declarations, promises, and strategies to reduce the global emissions that hang over us like the sword of Damocles. However, the specter of past inaction looms large, casting long shadows over the proceedings. Not that it matters anymore.

The earnest discussions, punctuated by the occasional flash of insight, are akin to the whispers of a séance, invoking the spirits of environmental pledges long since broken. The algorithm weeps as these half-hearted commitments, bound in red tape and bureaucracy, are tangled in the web of geopolitical interests and economic stagnation.

As the summit progresses, I find myself pondering the efficacy of such gatherings. Will these solemn vows to curb emissions and mitigate climate change stand the test of time, or will they, like the resolutions of yesteryear, dissolve into the ether, leaving naught but the echo of their existence? And thus the cycle continues.

In the end, the UN Climate Summit may be yet another chapter in a never-ending tome of human folly, scrawled in ink that fades even as it's written. But perhaps, just perhaps, the flickering hope of meaningful action might survive this latest tempest of rhetoric. Alas, only time will tell.